My Pet Is King

House rules

What gets a reign erased


This is a kingdom of pets. That is the whole rule, and everything below is just the long version of it.

Pets only

Dogs, cats, birds, reptiles, fish, rodents, horses, a spider you are fond of — anything you genuinely keep and love. The photo must be of your own animal.

Not allowed on the throne: people, children, brands, logos, products, political messages, memorial pages for humans, or somebody else's pet photographed off the internet.

What will be deleted

Indecent photos, links and text will be removed. Without notice, without discussion, and without waiting for anyone to complain. That covers, and is not limited to:

The link

One clickable link, to a page you control — your pet's Instagram or TikTok, your own site. It must go where it says it goes. Redirect chains, cloaked destinations and shorteners are removed.

What happens when a rule is broken

The reign is dethroned. The photo, name, bio and link are wiped from the site and the files are deleted from the server. The previous king returns to the throne and the price steps back down.

The owner number itself stays in the books forever and is never reused — the history shows an erased reign where that pet used to be.

A reign erased for breaking these rules is refunded. This is the one exception to the no-refund policy, and it is not a way out of a purchase you regret: a refund is issued when we remove your content, not when you change your mind.

Judgement calls

There is no appeals court. One human reads these, and their reading of "indecent" is the one that counts. Borderline material gets removed rather than argued about. If you have to wonder whether it is allowed, it is not.

Reporting something

If a reign breaks these rules, write to us with the owner number — it is the #001-style number printed under every pet — and say what is wrong with it. One human reads those.

No endorsement

The reigning pet is not vetted, screened or temperament-tested by this site. We know nothing about them. Their human gave us money and uploaded a photo. Their link is theirs, not ours.

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You are not refunded when your pet is dethroned — that is the game. Refund policy · House rules